More Things In Life That I Will Never Understand

Exhibit A

1. Why do people get plastic surgery to the point that they all look like the same person-the Grinch?!? (see exhibit A)



2. Why do some people put those huge antennas on their cars? Are they trying to contact Martians?



3.Why does Wal Mart boast that they have one of the largest workforces yet you can rarely find someone to help you?



4. Why do they say high school is the best time of your life? What is so great about pimples, not having your own means of transportation and having to save your allowance for weeks just to go to the movies?



5. Why do people plaster their last names on the back windshield of their cars? If they are too messed up to remember their own names do they really have any business driving?

Finally!

The wait is over! And well worth it I might add. I went to see Sex and The City last night and loved it. It ended exactly the way I would have wanted, but I will not say how. I don't want to ruin it for anyone else! :) The fashion was amazing. The acting was perfection and it was great to be back with the girls again!

Weekly Words to Live By

A girl who wears these, while she may come in handy for having extra $1's for the vending machines and toll roads, is probably not the type to try to make a lasting relationship with.

Don't be jealous...

that I spent my Memorial Day with two really handsome boys! :)

Happy Memorial Day

Thank you to all of you who have fought for our country and those of you who still are. Happy Memorial Day!

Things In Life That I Will Never Understand

1. Why would anyone be a polygamist? It doesn't seem to work in anyone's favor. What man in their right mind would want to put up with multiple PMS issues in one month? What woman would be satisfied wearing the same freaking outfit and hairdo as 100 other women in the compound?

2. Why do some parents still leave their small children in department stores unattended? Do they not watch America's Most Wanted? If I had a dime for everytime I was in Wal Mart and heard over the loud speaker that they were looking for a child's parents I would be very well off at this point! Stick little Bobby Joe's butt in that basket and get your shopping on!

3. When do fish sleep? Or do they at all? They never seem to stop moving and I have tried to catch mine off guard. Never do they seem to take a break.

4. Why do some people dye their hair for years and then one day decide to let their natural hair grow out? They proceed to, every few months, cut off some of the dyed hair to the point that it is one color at the root, one color at the ends for like 5 years! Wouldn't it be easier to just dye it back the natural color and not have to be a Glamour don't for all of those years? I am all for nice, natural, healthy hair, but just get it over with already!

5. Why do girls like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have careers? I do not know of anyone who thinks that they can act, sing or whatever it is they are getting paid for, but yet they are still everywhere! If I had a young girl who looked up to either of these girls I would seriously ground them until the day they got better taste in role models! I would put them in a room where they could only watch Diane Sawyer and Robin Roberts to show them how young girls should grow up to act. Classy!

Weekly Words to Live By

There is not a college in the world that can help a close minded fool be any less foolish.