Weekly Words to Live By

There is not a college in the world that can help a close minded fool be any less foolish.

Weekly Words to Live By

If your husband comes home from a business trip with women’s underwear in his suitcase, you have one of two problems. First he is either a lying cheat or second he is a cross dresser. The second choice may actually prove to be more beneficial as at least maybe he can share make up secrets.


(Oops, just to keep my very nice hubby out of trouble, this is not something that he did, nor would he do as he would fear I would injure him! LOL! :) It is a true life story though and the player, literally, shall remain nameless.)

Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot

No not because Adam Levine is a cutie, which he is, but because San Antonio was a freaking oven! Despite several sightings of future "What Not to Wear" participants, (Stacey London people need you), weather that felt like 120 degrees, hours of standing with no room to get out and get water, it was all worth it! As usual Maroon 5 put on a great show! They did an acoustic set for a concert one of the radio stations threw and it was well worth the 3+ hour drive to see them.

Weekly Words to Live By

This is the first edition of weekly words to live by. I will update every week with little tidbits of info that may be of use to someone out there! They may not always be nice, they may not always be pretty, but they will definitely be true! And the first life lesson is, drum roll please,

Marry an orphan.

If you haven't watched Chelsea what are you waiting for?

Saturday we got the chance to see Chelsea Handler do stand up and went to her book signing. She is literally the first person who has made me give up my David Letterman addiction. I never missed Letterman for years, until Chelsea's show Chelsea Lately started. It is so funny and fresh, funny remarks about celebrities that you know Oprah probably thinks but is afraid to say, hilarious interviews with guests and her sidekick is the cutest little person!

Chelsea was even more fun in her stand up routine. Even on E! she can't get away with most of the things she said live! I had been having a hectic week, but Chelsea made me laugh the entire time!

Marilyn

I am a huge fan of Marilyn. I think she is so beautiful. Plus back then you could have hips and were not considered overweight! I think I was born in the wrong era!

In the words of Alice Cooper..

SCHOOLS OUT FOR SUMMER! I just finished my next to last semester tonight. I really enjoyed my class this semester, but I am looking forward to nights off!

Now I will have plenty of time to update my blog more often!